Profession Jokes - Cowboy Jokes

Cowboy's Mustache

Q: Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Gay and Straight Rodeo

Q: What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
A: In the straight rodeo they say, ''Ride them suckers!''...

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Riddles
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Views of the Grand Canyon

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Painter Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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