Word Play Jokes

Six Afraid of Seven

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.

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Submitted BY: Latachka

Get Well

Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A: A get wellephant!

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Bragging Brats

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"

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