Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

50 Cent

Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. 

Children of Ill-Repute

Q: What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?
A: Brothel Sprouts!