Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Bill Clinton for Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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What Vampires Play Poker For

Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High stakes!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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West Virginians

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pumpkin!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes)
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