Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Darth Vader

(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Technology Jokes
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Answering Machine - Looting

We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Family Fight

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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