Technology Jokes - Star Trek Jokes

Dr. McCoy and the Physical

The new ensign reported to sickbay for her physical. When stripped, Dr. McCoy nodded approvingly and said, "You look nice and trim.
"Thanks," she answered. "I weigh one hundred pounds stripped for gym."
McCoy shook his head. "That guy has all the luck!"

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Borg Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them.

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Vulcan Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......

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