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The Tall Woman and the Midget
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were both attracted to each other. After a few drinks, they went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart, and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"Oh my God, you are amazing!" the tall woman exclaimed.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
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Ken and Bruce's Game
Ken and Bruce were very bored and very gay. Suddenly Bruce got a bright idea: "Ken, count to 100 and I'll go hide. If you can find me, I'll give you the best blow job you've ever had!" Ken asked, "But what if I can't find you?" Bruce replied, "I'll be behind the couch, silly!"
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Joke's On You
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Okay, then pour me some!"
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