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Can I Smell Something

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conversation he leans over to the woman and asks, "Can I smell your Pussy?" The woman is outraged and answers with a stern,
"Of course not!" The drunk man replies...
"Oh, then it must be your feet."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes)
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Why Men Name Penises

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Lumber Camp

Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, "We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday."
Jon says, "Why not Thursday?"
The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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