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More M & M's?

Q: Why don't men eat more M & M's?
A: They are too hard to peel!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Wrong Hole

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

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Centipede Compliment

Q: What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
A: You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs ....

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