Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Maybe Later

A young couple bring their new baby home and the wife suggests that her husband try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he says. “I’ll do the next one.” Next time the baby’s diaper needs changing she asks him again. The husband says, “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Marriage and Tornado

Q: What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
A: Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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