More You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
- You have guns in your house that you cannot find.
- You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.
- You think Wal-Mart is expensive.
- You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.
- You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
- Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.
- It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn barefooted.
- You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.
- You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.
- Your dog is your alarm clock.