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The best jokes and joke writers!

Hoe Down

You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!

Greatest Invention

You might be a redneck if you think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

A New House

You might be a redneck if... Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Oink

You might be a redneck if your dog goes "oink!"

You might be a Redneck

If the primary color of your car is "Bond-O."