Redneck Jokes

Mountain Men and Loose Women

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say."  said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk." 

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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You Might Be a Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if your our lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck)
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Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
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