Political Jokes - About Democrats

Clinton After Sex

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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Nickel's Difference

There's a nickels worth of difference between a republican and a democrat. Put a nickel on the table and a republican will kill you for it. Do the same and a democrat will steal it from you.

Anonymous

Ocasio-Cortez Disconnection

Q: Why does Ocasio-Cortez believe that phone sex isn't safe?
A: Because condoms don't fit over her iPhone.

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