Facebook Diversity Program

In an effort to manage diversity, Facebook is looking for feedback on its decision to ban Trump.
All the people who disagree with the decision will also be removed from their platform.

Clinton No Longer President

A man walks up to the White House and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President." After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States. The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"

Joe Biden's Deal

Joe Biden was getting ready for a Covid Halloween party when the Devil suddenly appeared and made him an offer.
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, POTUS in 24, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents." 
Biden was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"