Pickup Lines - Pickup Rejections

Funny Girl

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

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Phonebook

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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Only One

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

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