Wages for Experience

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage." "Well Sir," the applicant replies, "The work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"

Business One - Liners 80

• It's Not My Job!
• It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
• It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
• It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.
• It's out of my control.
• Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
• Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do. 

Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay: $1222.02
Income Tax - $244.40
Outgo Tax - $45.21
State Tax - $61.10
Interstate Tax - $5.89
County Tax - $6.11
City Tax - $12.22
Rual Tax - $4.44
Back Tax - $1.11
Front Tax - $1.16
Side tax - $1.61
Up Tax - $2.22
Down Tax - $1.11
Knickknack Tax - $1.98
Hackensack Tax - $3.93
Thumb Tax - $0.98
Carpet Tax - $0.69
Snack Tax - $8.32
Surtax - $3.46
Ma'am Tax - $3.46
Parking Fee - $5.00
No Parking Fee - $10.00
F.I.C.A. - $81.88
T.G.I.F - $9.95
Life Ins. - $5.85
Health Ins. - $16.23
Disability Ins. - $2.50
Ability Ins. - $0.25
Liability Ins. - $3.41
Dental Ins.  - $4.50
Mental Ins. - $4.33
Fundamental Ins. - $0.11
Coffee  - $6.85
Coffee Cups - $66.51
Calendar Rental - $3.06
Floor Rental - $16.85
Chair Rental - $4.32
Desk Rental - $4.32
Union Dues - $5.85
Union Don'ts - $0.77
Cash Advances - $0.69
Cash Retreats - $121.35
Overtime - $1.26
Undertime - $54.83
Eastern Time - $9.00
Central Time - $8.00
Mountain Time - $7.00
Pacific Time - $6.00
Daylight Savings Time - $4.44
Time Out - $12.21
Oxygen - $10.22
Water - $16.54
Electricity - $38.23
Heat - $51.42
Air Conditioning - $46.83
Misc. - $169.24
Total Take Home Pay = $0000.02
This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from.