Smelly

Q: What do you have if you're holding 1000 milliliters of wet socks?
A: One 'literhosen'.

Blondes and Chemistry

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?

Rhymes in Chemistry

CHEMISTRY RHYMES
Old Man Stokes Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine, Who lived beside the Raleigh line; Old anti-Stokes, his existence denied, Lived never-the-less on the other side.