Light Bulb Jokes

Elephant in the Dark

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.

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IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

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Duke Freshman to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

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