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Light Bulb - Policeman
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
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Rochester Residents to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many Rochester residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo.
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Light Bulb - Rec. Humor Readers II
Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec.humor.d.
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