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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Strange

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?

Knock Knock - Luke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you will find out!

Knock Knock - Donut

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Donut

Donut who ?

Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock - Anna

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Anna!

Anna who?

Anna one, anna two...!

Knock Knock - Hatch

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Cover your mouth when you sneeze!