Insult Jokes - Stupid Insults

Useful

You're as useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog.

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Anonymous

Deck of Cards

Q: What are two suits short of a full deck?
A: A Half-wit

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Anonymous

Nobody's Fool

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

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Anonymous