Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine Flowers

My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "Well that's probably why they received flowers then."

Anonymous

Favorite Song

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Anonymous

Skunk Love

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Yes,  they're very scentimental!

Anonymous