Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

Blonde Cheer

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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More Favorite Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at JokerZ - enjoy!

  • IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.
  • It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
  • Just another flash in the bedpan.
  • Keeps his imagination on a long leash.
  • Knitting with only one needle.
  • Knows his sports, but his understanding is limited to violence.
  • Landing with his gear/brain up and locked.
  • Leaky sunroof.
  • Left hand threaded.
  • Left his booster on the launch pad.
  • Left the store without all of his groceries.
  • Leveled off before reaching altitude.
  • Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.
  • Lightbulb over his head is burned out. Lights are on but nobody's home. 

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Mirror Lurker

Yo mama so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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