Blonde Sunday

Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.

Wagging His Head

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

Even More Bumper Stickers!

• Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
• How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
• I'm an imbecile and I vote
• Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
• Grow your own dope, plant a man
• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• All men are idiots...I married their king.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs
• Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.