Financially Unstable Male

Personals Ad: "Financially Unstable Man - I owe everyone money. If you're not one of my creditor, I'd like to meet you. Send phone, mine was repossessed. Stanley, Box 99."

Real Advertisements

(Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.)

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery.  It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Actual Advertisements

Actual advertisements: 
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
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