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Russian String Quartet

Q: What is the definition of a Russian String Quartet?

A: A Russian Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Post Putin Ukraine

Q: What did the Ukrainian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

A: Electricity.

Russian Dessert

Q: What do Russians eat for dessert?

A: Rice Putin.

Russian Jokes

Two Russian immigrants talk about their former country: "You know, since we left, the regime has relaxed. The government even organized a contest of the best political joke." "That's good, and what is the first price?" asks the other. "10 years in prison!"