Russian Jokes

Two Russian immigrants talk about their former country: "You know, since we left, the regime has relaxed. The government even organized a contest of the best political joke." "That's good, and what is the first price?" asks the other. "10 years in prison!"

Stalin Speech

Stalin, during a speech: “I am prepared to give my blood for the cause of the working class, drop by drop.”
A note is passed up to the podium: “Dear Comrade Stalin, why drag things out? Give it all now.”

Russian String Quartet

Q: What is the definition of a Russian String Quartet?
A: A Russian Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!