Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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A Polack Mugging

A Polack was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.  His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?",  asked one of the muggers incredulously.  "Is that all you wanted?", moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"

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Polish National Library

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

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