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The best jokes and joke writers!

One Direction

Q: What s the Mexican version of One Direction

A: Juan Direction

Trump's Wall

Q: Will Donald Trump's plan to finish building the wall on the Mexico boarder work?

A: It did for the Chinese, they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

Mexican Astronauts

Q: You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts?

A: Because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lunch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Taco Bell

I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican."

It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

American, Mule and Hot Dog

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"