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German's Shoes

Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?

A: With little knot-sies!

Heaven vs Hell

One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians." "What is Hell like?" he asks. "Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers."

Blondes Attack German Woman

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.

Bad Track

Q: Why was Hitler a bad track runner?

A: He couldn't even finish one race.

Vasoline in German

Q: What do you call Vasoline in German?

A: Vienerschlide.