Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

You need an operation!

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff and I don't smell anything. "The doctor examines her and then says, "You need an operation."  She asks, "On my vagina?"  He says, "No. On your nose!"

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Snack Coins

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied, "No change yet!"

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Glass Eye Named Brown

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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