Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Cow Abortion

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

Anonymous

Monkey In A Tree

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Anonymous

Worried Mom.

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"  "Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."

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