Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Mike Tyson's Ears

Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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Scott Thompson on Mariah Carey

Don't tell me Mariah Carey is black, OK? I'm not buying it. I don't care how many rappers she f**ks. Believe me, I know. You cannot become black that way -- I tried.

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Hollywood Answers

My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die
"Usually an overdose", I said 

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