Revenge of the blondes

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

Intelligence Game

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

The Brunette (Blonde's Revenge)

Q: What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A: A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What does a brunette always miss at a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So that brunette's can understand them.
Q: What is a fine lookin' man with a brunette?
A: Hostage.