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Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.

A2: A labrador.

A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

The $100 Question

A smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a leprechaun are in a kitchen. There is a $100 dollar bill on the floor.

Q: Who picks it up?

A: Nobody, because none of them exist.

Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A Golden Retriever.

Blondie

There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead. Which one is the probably the smartest? If you guessed the blonde you were correct.... she's 19 years old!

$20 Dollar Question

Q: A smart blonde, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?

A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!