Keeping On a Condom

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers so she can practice safe sex.
She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I always wondered how they kept them on."

22 Bus Twice

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Blonde Driver's License

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.