Shortage of Parachutes

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were all aboard a crashing plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"

Blonde Confusion

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
Q: How do you confuse her even more?
A: Ask her where she went.

A Blonde Calls the Fire Department

A blonde calls the fire department because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says, "Duh, big red truck?"