Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

A Blonde Washing Her Clothes

Once upon a time a blonde was swimming in the river. A man approached her and asked, "Why are you doing this? The blonde replied, "I'm washing my clothes. Is there a problem?" The man said, "Why don't you try a washing machine? The blonde replied, "But, I get dizzy in the washing machine!"

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Submitted BY: amirbabaie

Blonde and a Fish

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

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Blonde - OJ

Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."

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Submitted BY: krissvr