Blonde Jokes

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Blonde - iPad

Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad Pro in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.

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Blonde Playing Trivia Pursuit

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked, "if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?"   She thought and thought, then finally answered.. "is it on or off?"

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Blonde's Elevator Job

Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They like going up and down.

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