Art & Music Jokes - Singer Jokes

Missing Music

Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Lock Out

Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key
 

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

Q: Why did Bob Dylan win the Nobel Prize in Literature?
A: Because there wasn't a chance he would get it for singing.

Categories: Riddles , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes)
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