Light Bulb - Blues Musicians

Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, worn out light bulb.

Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

Violin Cloaking Device

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.