Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Natural Major

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.