Kiel's Jokes

Vasectomy Club

Me and all my friends from Vasectomy Club are going to a fancy dress party as a bunch of grapes.
Seedless obviously.

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Written By: KielPhillips

First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.

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Mistaken Identity

I was once involved in a case of mistaken identity. It was a good thing, because if they hadn't got the wrong person, I'd be in prison right now.

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Written By: KielPhillips