Kiel's Jokes

Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Uncle Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Long Line

My girlfriend has asked if I want to go to karaoke. I've decided to do Whitney Houston's biggest hit. You know, that one she took in the bath. Anything to avoid having to go to karaoke.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Memory Tricks

Asked my girlfriend about the biggest erection she'd ever seen.
She had to think long and hard.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips