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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Needle

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.

Yo Mama - Closet

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs.

Yo Mama - VCR Fix

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

Yo Mama - Couch Watching

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama - Instant Rice

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.