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Yo Mama - Ice Cubes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes.

Yo Mama - Drunk Driving

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo Mama - Milk Order

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went up to a cow and asked for 2%.

Yo Mama - Minute Maid

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.

Yo Mama - Dickies

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.