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Yo Mama - Bible

Your momma is so old, she has an autographed copy of the Bible!

Yo Mama - Roman Numerals

Yo momma's so old, she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate!

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

Yo Mama - Birthday Cake

Yo momma's so old, the fire department is on standby when you light the candles on her birthday cake.

Yo Mamma Is Old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.