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Yo Mama - Driver's Test

Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!

Yo Mama - Waterbed

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama - Ancient Light

Yo momma's so old, that when God said, "Let there be light," she had to flip the switch!

Yo Mama - Toenails

Yo moma so old she got wrinkles on her toenails

Yo Mama - Autographed Bible

Yo' Mama is so old, she's got a Bible autographed by Jesus.