Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Burned My Ass

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Dancing

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

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Anonymous

Congressman?

Yo Mama's so fat, her butt has it's own congressman.

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Anonymous