Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Phone Booth

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street!

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Yo Mama - Universe Hopscotch

Yo' Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars...

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He Fell In Love

Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.

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