Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Blood Type

Yo' Mama is so fat, her blood type is marinara.

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Yo Mama - At the Beach

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

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Yo Mama - Blind

Yo momma's so ugly, blind people hate to look at her.

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Submitted BY: Izy